Quotes from Tita Minda

1. It is the enemy who helped the enemy. ----->Say Whaaaaaaat!!!??
2. Wherever you will go, there will be accidents. ----->So you're saying that we're jinxed?
3. Always remember to give precautionary care and measure. ------>Which will we give first?Care or measure?
4. Place your index finger in line with the nipple line. ----->For what!?
5. You must do 0.5 to 1 inch chest compression with a infant. ----->With a whaaaaaat!!???
6. If we announced that you can bring an extra shirt or an extra pant, then you may bring. ----->An extra whaaaaaat!!??
7. You already studied physics so you must already know the rule of gravity. ----->The rule of gravity is also like the Law of Gravity. It was just revised.
8. Put this into deep priurity. ----->Prioritization.
9. This will finished any injury. ----->So it's done?
10. You will use triagy whenever there is many casualty incident. ----->A very bountiful, copious, countless, plentiful, populous, prevalent casualty.
11. Color coding colors. ----->Colors will color code??
12. Are there any incident where the head is decapitated and the body is still alive? Of course not! If you are a first aider, it is your duty to pick it up. Do you still wait for that head to come over you? ----->Double dead.
13. Eben though you are just a student nurse, you must help the riskuers. ----->Eben- past tense of even. Riskuers- rescuers who take risks.
14. It's not very thritining. ----->thritining- threat minus the injury.
15. Remove this in mind that everytime you receive a package, it is a present. ----->Give me Alzheimer's Disease and that package will not be a present.
16. Imprint it in your heart. ----->Ouch!!
17. You must push your self-esteem. ----->Where??
18. Even though you don't want to receive, there is always that sour graping in you. ----->Sweet-lemon?
19. The bleeding inside will always find a passage of way going out. ----->is there a hole in your head?
20. You must prevent farther contamination. ----->So we must keep the contamination close to us?
21. If you leave your patient behind, you might be charged with held liable for that. ----->How many counts of crime was that???
22. You must also clean beyond the ages of the wound. ----->Ages- when did you acquire the wound?
23. The body has a framework and it is the Sketon. ----->Sketon- bones minus the body.
24. When doing neck injuries, just saw that it can help lessen the movement of the neck. ----->Yeah. We already saw it.
25. Later, we talk that later. ----->We talk when?Later than late?
26. Never never put splint. ----->Say a no no!
27. Win you konek. ----->you won a konek. Is it a Konika?
28. If the patient has a decapitated leg, do not connect the leg. ----->Well...Why??
29. Put it on your heart wherever you will go. ----->Ouch!!Is it surgically done?
30. When I am giving instructions you must listen and attentively. ----->We can listen attentively so that we will not pay attention to you?
31. You can get your copies to your clinical instructions. ----->Are they still alive?
32. Stay put in your seats. ----->Are we inside our seats?
33. No time to waste. ----->Ahahaha!!
    

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